So. Glass half full shit.

1) I had an interesting conversation with the moms.

Mom: Lauren, you just need to realize that the glass is half full.
Moi: Mother, my glass is empty. Actually, there is no glass. Some asshole broke my glass, so it's a bit difficult to think of my non-existant glass being half full of anything.

2) Adam (Boss' babycakes) has learned to say uh-oh. He has also developed the talent of getting into breakable objects at the tea store. He'll look straight at me as I shake my head no and nod his little head yes while he breaks everything. Adorable? Possibly.

3) I've been put on another medication, which probably won't work, which means I'll probably be taking 3 different ones adding up to a whopping 90 or so grams of meds. Goodbye world. Goodbye focus. Hello incoherence.

I feel like there was a fourth....but my mind is gallavanting on the island of LOST among attractive actors/actresses. Where the shit is Dru? I'm hungry.