Portland, finally.
MD2020 is some wretched shit. Cheap. Technicolor. Sugar coated blackout in a bottle.
Last night we went to a gas station that had locks on the booze fridges. Asking for the key makes you feel like a complete alcoholic, which you'll be taken for anyway because you're buzzed and look like a hobo. Awesome.
Fun fact for the day: Portland has the most strip clubs per capita. They even have a pirate-themed one. Needless to say, we've got to see that shit. Half naked bitches with peg legs? I'm there.
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Ya didn't even make it to the Pirate strip club... you boob! :)
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